1998: Solidarity (”Yeah, me neither–I hate those things!”)
1999: Envy (”Lucky you; I had to get one for work.”)
2000: Indifference (”Okay, what’s your home phone number then?”)
2001: Encouragement (”You should get one–you can play Tetris on them now!”)
2002: Confusion (”I thought you were, like, a tech guy.”)
2003: Sympathy (”They’re getting pretty cheap. You’ll be able to […]

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