Two little old ladies had been very long-time closefriends.
But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion.
It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend.
When she arrived she was […]

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What do you actually do if you are not working ?

Seriously considering bank robbery.
Making coffee, drinking coffee, sh*tting; repeat.
Working, but spitefully destroying the completed work.
Chillin’.
Reading articles about declining worker productivity.

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An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. […]

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If you are not very hungry ordering pizza can be really boring! now we will change this a little bit
Try this tips out :
1. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
2. Give them your address, exclaim “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
3. Answer their questions with questions.
4. Tell them to […]

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