Men’s daily Webb Round-Up
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it […]
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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know […]
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. “MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND […]
A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewelery.
“I am ‘Gina the Great’,” stated the lady. “I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of […]
A guy decides to have a party where his guests come as different emotions – from fear to happiness, and so on. The first guest shows up covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
“What have you come as?” the guy asks.
“I’m green with envy.”
“Wow, that’s brilliant,” says […]
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. “Anything you say can and will be used against you,” she barks.
So he looks at her and says, “breasts.”
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Three guys meet up in a bar and discuss how drunk they’d gotten the last time they’d met.
“I was so drunk,” says one of them, “I woke up with no money in my wallet and my credit cards were gone.”
“That’s nothing,” says the second man, “you should have seen the hound I woke up with […]
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A man wanders into a shop and asks the lady behind the counter for some dog food.
“Do you have a dog?” she questions.
“Yes,” replies the man.
“Well where is he?” she requests.
“He’s at home.”
“Well I’m sorry,” says the saleswoman, “I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see your dog. It’s store policy.”
Disgruntled, […]
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
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10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
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