A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s […]

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And the cat is the winner !

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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You […]

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Murphy’s Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of […]

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t takes an Italian man…It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she […]

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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations.
He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years […]

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.’ The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out […]

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After years of genetic experimentation, and dabbling with DNA code, we think that we have finally got it right.
Announcing:
The Perfect Woman !

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A young man asks his granny: Have you seen my pills, the ones i left on thetable? They were labeled “exxtasy”…

Granny: Fuck the pills, man… Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen
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