”My God! What happened to you?” the bartender asked
Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
”I got in a tiff with Riley.”
”Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said,
surprised. ”He must have had something in his hand.”
”That he did,” Kelly said. ”A shovel it was.”
”Dear Lord. Didn’t you have […]

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Once a year The Washington Post publishes the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners were:
1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of […]

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